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CONTROL - You can't always control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you throw them out of.




TRAITS OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: two choices only
Rating: 4.88/5

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Jalozyin - July 14, 2011, 6:03 pm
Some of them aren't even one of the above...
ambslashrat - July 9, 2011, 8:05 am
maybe 20 years ago. kids today are one of three, not more.


CHOICES -




TWO CHOICES -


TAGS: two choices when chuck calls
Rating: 4.62/5

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maoworks2 - December 16, 2011, 6:20 pm
Chuck Norris Who !
Sho - December 14, 2011, 10:17 pm
LMFAO


LIFE IS FULL OF CHOICES -


TAGS: life choices
Rating: 4.85/5

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raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:44 am
I like it when those that make my shoes suffer, it makes them more comfortable.
Master - April 18, 2011, 1:11 pm
It does seem appropriate the kid in the shoe store is wearing Nikes. 5 lions here, too.
Bovee - April 14, 2011, 1:15 pm
That kid made some of the best Jordans I ever had. 5L's


THEN SHE SAID -


TAGS: making choices lol
Rating: 4.74/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:58 am
Yes... typical Airman... Always making life and Motifake difficult to the rest of us... 5L
forseti - May 26, 2011, 1:09 am
5+fav!
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 8:00 pm
5beers and cheers.
crankyhead - May 25, 2011, 7:02 pm
maje5tic


MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE - When selecting ones facial hair it pays to think through the consequences Like how much soup do you eat?


TAGS: jake day mustach choices
Rating: 3.79/5

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R.S.Jake - June 10, 2010, 10:39 am
Sad thing is...I love soup. But on the bright side, I get to keep tasting it all day long! Goes for other things too...good and bad.
Derek - June 10, 2010, 12:10 am
You just need some of my moustache wax


IT NEVER SAID - for how long




CHOICES - Silly emo. You thought you didn't have any.




Sometimes -


TAGS: spooky choices
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 21, 2014, 2:20 am
That's my driveway!
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 11:15 am
Well now, that bleak dreary foreboding road just got creepier
Sho - October 20, 2014, 9:30 am
Looks like the road I have to walk through when I'm going home at night


Choices -


TAGS: choices
Rating: 2.35/5

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GYMNASTS -


TAGS: you have choices in life
Rating: 3.5/5

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Hypercat-Z - July 4, 2009, 11:20 am
I always shared your point!


EXISTENCE -


TAGS: time choices life impulse
Rating: 4.79/5

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narcinvestigator - March 18, 2011, 9:43 pm
Outstanding. Many people say "you're wasting my time" when in fact by makink that statement, they are wasting their own.


THE HUMAN CONDITION - to choose the path to light the way to forever live the grandest day


TAGS: human choices light
Rating: 3.55/5

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Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 9:05 am
Is the image Male or Female, for each eye may see it distinctly. It appears female to me.
culos - August 9, 2010, 7:50 am
Nice (you see I'm not all bad!)


In The Sanctuary Of Outcasts -




DESTINY -


TAGS: destiny guide our choices mariand
Rating: 4.31/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - September 27, 2011, 11:23 pm
Very demotivational to me... I think.


OH GOD, YOU DEVIL -




TOUGH TIMES -


TAGS: down on luck heartbreaking choices
Rating: 4.71/5

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mariand - May 14, 2012, 3:34 am
amsome
caveman - May 13, 2012, 9:07 am
lol
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:42 am
O.K How Did You Get A Picture Of Me ?


REALIZATION -


TAGS: heaven hell afterlife choices
Rating: 4.11/5

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Zealot - July 14, 2010, 9:27 am
hey its totoro
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 7:05 pm
Funny thing is this is HEAVEN in Japan


CHOICES -


TAGS: matrix choices
Rating: 3.23/5

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Klara - May 9, 2010, 8:41 pm
red or blue whatever you pick you're fucked, It's like picking a president in the usa


RESTRAINT -




FORK IN THE ROAD -


TAGS: career choices profession s m
Rating: 4.86/5

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Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:11 pm
They all can't graduate with A's from Cubby's Charm School.


BLISS -


TAGS: happiness requires intelligent choices crankyhead
Rating: 4.74/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 8:28 pm
we live in eden


UNANIMOUS -


TAGS: path of life is full of choices
Rating: 4.73/5

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Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 12:03 pm
Thats what they want you to think.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 12:00 pm
I think you'll find that you can't make babies that way.......There's never been a human/mongoose hybrid....and there never will.
Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 11:58 am
Thanks guys. @ Moooooo, i am a motislut but not a dumb motislut. I still find time for baby making practice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 11:45 am
Face....you have outdone yourself this morning........Maybe you should go out and get laid....you're spending too much time here.
forseti - September 8, 2010, 9:41 am
when exactly was the last day, face pulled out one of the other letters?? i only remember A games... ;)
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2010, 9:03 am
Wow, pulling out your A game today faceplant. All excellent motifakes, all 5L
spacedog - September 7, 2010, 8:43 pm
Bravo! 5L
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 8:23 pm
Excellent Pic, supported by an excellent quote, that makes this...very nice, 5L
ICEMAN - September 7, 2010, 7:49 pm
Too true. 5


ESCAPING -


TAGS: chains houdini addictions choices
Rating: 4.7/5

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Verdeckt - July 23, 2011, 8:39 pm
Epic
tellitlikeitis - July 23, 2011, 8:05 pm
Thanks very much Spacedog.
spacedog - July 23, 2011, 10:27 am
Beautiful. 5L


CHOICES - Thank God you're a man




SENSIBILITY -




WHICH TO SWALLOW -


TAGS: good vs evil calendar choices
Rating: 4.7/5

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maoworks2 - February 21, 2012, 7:48 am
Amen !
mariand - February 20, 2012, 5:32 pm
nice... I know, I shouldn't have to take 'em both, at once.


CHOICES - Sometimes they're easy to make. All you need is that last little nudge.


TAGS: choices okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.56/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:43 am
5L and added to my favs


Life is full of choices -


TAGS: choices rain girl grenade snipers
Rating: 2.25/5

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KS77 - June 18, 2009, 2:42 am
Where did that come from?
KS77 - June 18, 2009, 2:42 am
Where did that come from?


CHOICES - Athiest | Christian You choose.


TAGS: choices angel christian atheist
Rating: 2.1/5

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harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:21 pm
Wow. Lust is a sin. Fail.
Ed-Hyde - July 14, 2009, 7:41 am
Testing


Heaven -


TAGS: heaven perspective choices prefrences hammy
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - September 3, 2013, 9:26 am
Now I'm thinking of the Bob Rivers parody Dirty Deeds (Done With Sheep)
Cannabal - September 3, 2013, 7:09 am
You dirty 5heepf'ucker!


HOMELESS - The choice is seldom theirs alone to make.




He Said. . .She Said -


TAGS: relationships partners positions tasks choices
Rating: 4.45/5

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MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 12:22 am
Yep...a real keeper steve! Do you at least pull her finger or does she have to do that too?
steve1961 - June 24, 2013, 4:27 pm
I'm a good partner...I let her fart while she does the dishes...I'm quite a catch.


CHOICES - This guy has made a wrong one


TAGS: choices guy asshole fatty girl booze
Rating: 2.31/5

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[email protected] - November 26, 2009, 8:46 am
Don't knock it until you knock it.


THE ROAD LESS TRAVELLED -


TAGS: choices
Rating: 4.11/5

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Derek - January 19, 2010, 3:38 pm
An experience traveller of the double-entendre.


THIS WOMAN IS - ... A PAINTING CONTRACTORS WORST NIGHTMARE !


TAGS: painting color samples choices nightmare
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - July 2, 2012, 11:26 pm
Interesting picture... kinda mosaic.


CHOICES - some are harder to make than others


TAGS: choices
Rating: 3.75/5

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Mr. Shiny - June 20, 2010, 1:13 am
4th from left, actually its a toss up really.
guyfox - June 19, 2010, 9:16 pm
1)the women 2)never talk to derek
Derek - June 19, 2010, 8:47 pm
So much better to judge unwrapped
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 8:23 pm
1st on the left. Wait... are we talking chicks or lions?
guyfox - June 19, 2010, 7:14 pm
2nd from the left.........
rerun - June 19, 2010, 7:13 pm

not really, 3rd from my left will do me just fine.


HEALTHY CHOICES -




LIFE - Always offers us choices. Some of which are easier to make than others.


TAGS: life choices
Rating: 3/5

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DreMagnum - April 11, 2010, 11:07 pm
Pretty sure there are like 5 posters with this pic
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:37 pm
Surprise surprise surprise....Mustyk poaches another one.
TheTrashHeap - April 11, 2010, 10:36 pm
Pic just used by Cubby the other day.


ADVERTISEMENTS - Encouraging young girls to make the right choices in life. Who needs college anyway?




TOO MANY CHOICES - Too Little Time




CHOICES - Can you decide?!


TAGS: choices
Rating: 1.44/5
ragingcow - August 31, 2011, 7:06 am
I can't decide whether you should live or dieee....
Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 2:12 pm
I would pick both....
justanameforacomment - February 14, 2009, 12:31 am
left ones better :D
Redneck Slayer - November 7, 2008, 12:40 pm
3some.
pervo - November 5, 2008, 7:27 am
I thought of a way to do them both! First fuck the one on the left. Then let *both* of them together kill you. The one on the right will do you once you're a stiff. Win-win-win - everybody happy.
Helldeath - November 5, 2008, 7:17 am
OMG ........ seriously ... I'd take the right one
Merlin - August 28, 2008, 3:40 pm
Simple. Take the one on the left. Then you're alive for the sex. Dilemma solved. *Plays LoZ "Item" sound*
basti - August 11, 2008, 10:33 am
i take em both...
Ernie - August 3, 2008, 12:43 am
"The only way to win is not to play."
Fubar - April 26, 2008, 5:07 pm
Agreed, their breathe, their clothes, everything about them stinks
mark - April 3, 2008, 9:53 am
One on the left w/tats. I can't stand smokers


The Morning After -




Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines -




Trading Places -




Listen carefully, kids... -




Don't Fear The Mod -


TAGS: mods regular members avatars choices size motinetwork
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 10:52 am
In a much better place Uggie... a Utopian kind of better place...muhahaha.
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 10:49 am
Yeah, noticed that after I had submitted it but thought what the H*ll...I'm only human...most of the time. Teehee.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:13 pm

And some of us (I'm not mentioning any names here) are a pixel or two short of a full gif.
ughomer - July 11, 2013, 8:27 am
Where would Motifake (and other sites in Motinetworks) be if MissPriss wasn't both a moderator and a MissHistorian, I ask you?


THEIRS OR MINE -


TAGS: troubles tomorrow choices feeling down
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - April 3, 2013, 9:38 pm
I’ve seen it. What else ya got?
Greeny - April 3, 2013, 7:39 pm
C'mon over, I got sump'n to show ya
GaryO - April 3, 2013, 3:30 pm
Sweet one here, Greeny. I do believe you be gettin' ripe
maoworks2 - April 3, 2013, 1:53 pm
Good One Greeny 5 Red Brick L.


The Firemen's Ball -


TAGS: firemen life choices bridges attitude
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - August 27, 2014, 1:41 am
What's next...the candle?


SOLO DECISIONS -


TAGS: lonliness dumped life choices
Rating: 4.8/5

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Faceplant31 - October 19, 2010, 10:05 am
Awesome 5L


BLACK AND WHITE -




IN THEORY -


TAGS: belief death choices after life
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2013, 9:29 pm
already there me lord
Reality Lord - March 30, 2013, 9:04 pm

wow...dark. gives me the shivers...if you know what i mean


AT A STRAIGHT RODEO - everyone yells "ride that sucker"




FRONT GATE -




Billboards -




Tips -


TAGS: cannibal diner prices menu choices
Rating: 4.33/5

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lgvernon - June 20, 2014, 11:20 am

Priss, I approved this from my laptop, where is looked fine~~nice shiny silver text. But on my desktop~~not so much. Great poster, anyway.
MissPriss - June 20, 2014, 2:42 am
Sorry, don't know where it happens...from my puter to site perfect. Once it is approved looks all blurry. Glad you like it though, thanks Icon.
Iconoclast - June 19, 2014, 11:57 pm
Good poster on content and design, but the color combo is hard to read.


STUCK? -




AMBITION -




BEASTIALITY -




there are -


TAGS: make wise choices lost boys
Rating: 4.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 17, 2014, 7:39 pm
I'm not sure if they can start demanding tests after you've been hired, but try to get a job in the oilsands without pissing in a cup....ain't gonna happen.
steve1961 - June 17, 2014, 2:42 am
Did you mean to post this twice? Are you under the influence of some substance? If you wouldn't mind giving us a sample in this bottle here...
Reality Lord - June 16, 2014, 5:40 pm

seriously? you mean police enforcement or the military i hope. it's still against the canadian constitution for private sector to demand a drug test. .....i think. Reply
Reality Lord - June 16, 2014, 5:39 pm

seriously? you mean police enforcement or the military i hope. it's still against the canadian constitution for private sector to demand a drug test. .....i think.
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 11:32 pm
I really see nothing wrong with drug testing, but after a few lines I get rather gacked.
Airman - June 12, 2014, 9:31 pm
It's become a real dilemma here in Colorado. Pot is now legal. THC stays in your system for 90 days. Hasn't stopped the corporate drug testing though
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2014, 9:26 pm
And we have Many, many...MANY industries that do mandatory drug testing. Totally allowed.
Reality Lord - June 12, 2014, 8:15 pm

i never did understand how drug testing was constitutional. sorry...canadian here. not allowed up here. we have something called basic human rights...LOL.
Airman - June 12, 2014, 3:30 pm
nothing wrong with being a busker.. just the world has changed. the kids who drop out now may have sealed their fate. With employers using background checks and drug testing, it makes it hard to change course.
EmilioDumphque - June 12, 2014, 3:06 pm
If there is something wrong with being a busker, how did I end up with MY clearance level? They're more concerned with indebtedness. It has a very bad track record.


FOOTPRINTS -




CHOOSE WISELY -




HINDSIGHT -




REMEMBER WHEN -


TAGS: fashion choices 80s 90s body modification
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:41 pm
I thought of clashing patterns, glitter eye shadow, leg warmers, granny dresses, the current way guys wear jeans, hair 'teased to jezuz', white lipstick, spray tan. Those lips that look like you're having an allergic reaction,butt implants..ROTFL! ^!
OldIrish - February 28, 2016, 10:42 am
And up. I immediately thought of the 60s...


That's Easy -


TAGS: math canadians hockey beer choices
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:31 pm
Uggie if you want to enroll...it's Hockey 101.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:30 pm
Thanks mizzdizz!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:29 pm
Oh Sod do it...us Canucks have no problem with it...teehee. Thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:27 pm
Thanks concern!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:27 pm
Thanks Jesus. Ant? You're cut off!
ughomer - November 25, 2014, 10:58 am
Hockey 1, hockey 2, hockey 3, .......
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:46 am
Budwiser Platnium or Sierra Pale Ale! Something fresh and crisp to go with the beer batter, or if you prefer octopus steaks grilled in the BBQ! yummm! 5 hungry lions!
Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 7:09 am
Oh, how I wish I could get away with adding this to the classroom file...5 beer-battered calimari!
concern3 - November 25, 2014, 6:29 am
Excellent
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 10:01 pm
*Any
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 10:00 pm
Ant beer goes with rubber octopus. L L L L L


Life's Choices -




If You Could See What I Hear -




Dear Canucks -




Presidential Library -




for the love of $ -


TAGS: choices money significant others love purchase
Rating: 4.58/5

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MissPriss - September 26, 2015, 11:47 pm
my lips are sealed 'cern...for a price
concern3 - September 26, 2015, 4:47 am
That's a 5er but do not tell my sig other


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